Tuesday, March 2, 2010

BSoD aka Microsuck

For those of you who do not know, Microsoft, Windows and everything that Bill Gates owns or supports sucks.
I've have my laptops for about a year and a half and i haven't had the pleasure of experiencing the BSoD (blue screen of death- the cute lil name that we the people came up with to describe EVERYTIME windows fails on us).
This is NOT a new problem, as long as we have had Windows we have experienced this crappyness.
EXHIBIT A:
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as u can see even when presenting in front of hundreds of ppl, it will FAIL on u with pride.

lets be serious here, there is no way that no one can stand and watch Bill and say "hey, windows is a great operating system" lets be for real, all those apple commercials are true, all windows does is give u problems.

Even when u turn your PC on for the first time and compare it to mac, ull see the difference, here is the Leopard OS when it welcomes you:

now isn't that warm and awesome???

i just dont get why i got this laptop, i totally regret it.
whoever told me to get a mac was write, i am SORRY I JUDGED YOU
well here is another vid, just for laughs:

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

enjoi

parkour motion reel from saggyarmpit on Vimeo.

unreal ( same-sex parent custody case)

"A Vermont judge ordered the arrest of a woman who has refused to turn over her 7-year-old daughter to her former lesbian partner.

Miller was ordered to surrender custody of her daughter on Jan. 1 but failed to do so and has since disappeared. Their daughter is now considered a missing person.

Miller and Jenkins were joined in a Vermont civil union in 2000. Isabella was born to Miller through artificial insemination in 2002. The couple broke up in 2003, and Miller moved to Virginia, renounced homosexuality and became an evangelical Christian.

The supreme courts of Virginia and Vermont ruled in favor of Jenkins, saying the case was the same as a custody dispute between a heterosexual couple. The case was appealed to the U.S Supreme court which declined to hear arguments on it."

this is ALL kinds of wrong

1. first of all, Miller (the one that looks like a woman) kidnaps her own daughter, who is already quite the scarred soul. the poor girl wont know that two women cannot have a baby til she 30

2. HOW DO YOU RENOUNCE HOMOSEXUALITY????
lets back up a second, u find a gf, marry her and have a child with her...then 3 yrs in ur marriage u realize that women are not for u??
how do u even begin to turn your ways ?....and become christian at that??
what in the world are u putting that lil kid through???

*cant even continue*

3. im just pissed that the supreme court viewed it as a heterosexual case, it might look like it....but its not

help me understand this

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

abortions, sunny side up

so yesterday as i play this online game which has become the air i breathe (YES, i am a gamer) i come across a gift of fired eggs from a friend. as weird as the gift was, i appreciated it and started eating the delicious virtual food.

then it all went down:
a cut-scene of a cute lil chick shows up on my screen telling me that i have blown its chances at life.this didnt bother me at all (for i am a avid carnivore) but i just sat there, eating my unborn chicken and i realized i was BLACK!!
this supports every last study coducted to prove that african americans have a much higher rate of abortion that any other race. we dont give babies the change to grow and our unexplainable love for checken biproducts (how we mercilessly scramble up some aborted chicks for breakfast IS a form of cruelty)
but then i got to thinking...we all eat chicken, some more that others, but my point is, we don't consider animal deaths as cruelty if its for our own benefit.
im beginning to understand your pain PETA....but i needs ma chicken


how can we eat this America??? HOW?